BUY MY INNARDS!

I never really needed these anyways. When i was young i pulled one out because it looked like a marble but after the weird taste i quickly realised it wasn't. (The used eye will recieve a discount because of the bite mark)

I was forced to take these out of my body at a young age after they clogged my marbles and i had to go to the hospital, when the doctors were operating on me i took my large intestine out so that it wouldn't bother me in the future.

I warn those who want my brain, its pure evil. It used to control me, it decided every move i wanted to take and i just had to commit i couldn't resist. I thought to myself such evil could not be kept in such body of pure foundation it must be extracted. With a scissor laying around i cut the top of my head open and had my sister pull it out. It grey two legs and tried to convince me to join its mission towards the helm but i refused.

I don't even know what this body part does, doctors call it blind.

Ah sadly i cannot sell you my heart, i believe without it i will die and i don't really want that to happen. And i don't think you want that too... right?

It shatters my soul that i have to sell this but i must, for the greater good. I shouldn't be selfish, with admiration comes humiliation, with creation comes destruction and with my destiny comes obstacles.